DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS
Being human makes Castiel irritable. Castiel being human also makes Dean and Sam irritable. Dean and Sam being irritable makes Castiel even more irritable, because really, how was he supposed to know that the hot water ran out that fast or that you couldn’t wear the same clothes for six days straight or that it was rude to use someone else’s toothbrush. He hates asking for help and clarifications and Sam and Dean don’t understand his insistence on trying to do things by himself.
Tension is high at the bunker in the first few weeks after Castiel falls, and for awhile, Castiel simply assumes that this is what it’s like to be human: an endless series of small irritations and arguments. It doesn’t occur to him that there are ways to make oneself less irritable and tense until right in the middle of the toothbrush argument.
For some reason, Dean is particularly grouchy about the innocent mix-up of toothbrushes. Right in the middle of Castiel’s patient explanation that the whole world is germ-infested and the human mouth is home to a whole host of micro-organisms and thus it can’t possibly matter whose toothbrush he used and besides that he has seen Dean taste his own cooking and put the spoon right back in the pot and how is that any different and why does he consider his own mouth to be somehow more sanitary that Castiel’s and does he realize how entirely unreasonable he’s being about this whole thing, Dean rolls his eyes and makes a dismissive hand gesture.
“It’s gross, Cas,” he’s saying, “the point is you don’t put shit that other people put in their mouths in your mouth—,”
“What is that gesture?” Castiel interrupts.
My answer: dandelionwhiskey
deancas, dean prays his dirty thoughts to cas when they're apart.
Castiel was literally in the middle of a strategic meeting when it happened.
I want you to suck me.
He thumped his hand against the map of the building the rebel angels were hiding out in and took a few steadying breaths at the sound of Dean’s low, gravelly voice vibrating through his head.
No, it couldn’t be. He must be more desperate for Dean than he’d realized to hallucinate such thoughts while talking sewer entrances and maneuvers.
These are all really cute
So remember, if anyone ever tries to tell you what’s “natural”, laugh the fuck in their face.
Here are a few more:
You know, if you’re someone who’s trying to design a culture for a story or such, be it fantasy or alient sci-fi stuff, these are actually pretty good resources to base the culture off of in aspects of reproduction.
reblogging for future reference
Aaaaahhhh these are adorable and I just love the huge diversity of reproductive behavior in the world, it’s so much more interesting and awesome than “male penetrates female, the end.”
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
(Source: taylor-swift, via tealrallythong)
Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover!
I’m actually sobbing
Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.
Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.
Matt gets angry when fans tell him that Cockles is Misha/Jensen, not Matt/Jensen - x
Please tell me the ship name for MishaxMatt is CoCo.
(Source: destielintheimpala, via destielintheimpala)
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via madgay)
(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via creamtea-with-a-madman)
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
reblogging because the notes are gone
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NOTES
I’m in love with this
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash